So I may be going about this Worst Movies Ever theme the wrong way entirely. Although Seven Mummies is one of the worst if not the worst movie I have ever seen, it was not even fun to laugh at. This one was just plain terrible. I can’t even remember if I have ever seen a worse movie. In light of how bad it really was, I cannot justify wasting the time and effort to write a very long review. Let me just give you the bullet points.
The acting was excruciating even from Danny Trejo who may be the only person I know in this one. He has been in so many movies that I would say you probably don’t watch enough movies if you do not recognize him, but he always has a small role. The director decided to make several of the actors laugh so long and annoyingly that I almost had to stop the movie a few times; I endured however.
The directing and editing of the film was about the worst I could have imagined with all of the terrible overlay transitions and even action sequences where they decided it would look cool if both characters were on the screen at the same time by simply overlaying them.
It does not get much more disappointing that this. I will have to get some real movies to review for the Worst Movies Ever. In case you are considering it though, do not see this movie.
The Skinny Version
Raw Score: 151,998
Sharon Movie? No
Director: Nick Quested
Writer: Thadd Turner
Genre: Action/Adventure/Drama/Thriller
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